I once had a roommate who was the messiest person alive. I was tired of cleaning up all his crap so I just piled it all in front of his door. When I came home, he had just parted it like the Red Sea and it sat there for weeks.
I mean, your former roommate was an asshole, but I somehow admire their spirit.
Aww, look. It wants to snuggle.
This is my life right there… But my bed doesn’t look as fancy
That bed is way too neat
Oh no! That could be a start of something.
I will sleep beneath it uwu ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
The warmth
Eww that’s gotta smell nasty while taking a nap next to it.
It’s clean so it probably smells like a fresh spring breeze
Usually if it’s on the bed (for me at least) it’s clean. I put it on the bed so I don’t just rewear it out of the laundry basket
Laundry noobs be thinking you put the dirty clothes on the bed lol
