Thanks. I completely forgot that the standard suntan or sunburn is caused by UV rays. A fireplace doesn’t create UV rays.

Note to self - Don’t sit near a magnesium fireplace if you don’t want to tan your bones, which are now exposed due to the flesh getting melted off by the said fireplace.

Hypothetically speaking, will you get sunburnt if you sit near a fire all day?

Duality of man…

but as long as governments don’t do shit then we’re pretty much fucked

Story of the last few decades (or centuries since I don’t know history too well)

I just murdered a bunch of trees and killed a random dude with the water it used, but it looks good

Tech bros: “Worth it!”

Thanks! Time really flies.

Henceforth, AGI should be called “almost general intelligence”

Very few Indians on Lemmy unfortunately

WATCH OUT, HE’S REACHING FOR HIS NAS!

So “So that was a fucking lie” was a fucking lie

Unless they were in cahoots with the government to ensure housing prices remain high. I’m not saying that was the case back then but the incentive was always there.

“I ain’t got time to bleed”

“Dillon! You son of a bitch!”

Majestic slap that can be heard across the universe

His wife was probably having an affair

It’s some sort of proprietary peer to peer algorithm

I completely lost interest for the project at this point of the text

I remember using it first on Google Talk. Good days.

Very romantic. Down for it. Gunning for it.

These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me “Sir, but pixies aren’t real.” THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don’t know, doesn’t matter.

In capitalism, you get a bad crop