I feel like that specific anatomy causes some pants to slide down.

Found the lifer.

Nothing much ermine, what’s up with you?

…did I do it right?

My last boss just said “Hello, friends”.

“Right hand… red.”

I also thought it was about a child waiting for their dad to come home. Not sure if it’s a soldier or some other person that’s working on the road or overseas or what. But yours is an excellent interpretation, IMO.

…the dirt whispered, ‘Child, I’m coming home.’

Love that band. Love that album.

There are real? This was a plot point on The Great North and I thought it was something they made up, like cold weather and Alanis Morrisette.

Found the Blorgon.

Maybe a sea monster ate her ice cream.

Some of y’all never had Helper and it shows.

“Want to eat at my house? My mom’s making Helper.”

“You mean like Hamburger Helper?”

“Yeah but without the hamburger.”

Being too poor to afford hamburger is not exactly a new condition.

I used to like the briefly-mentioned contender “Generation Catalano”, after the character from My So-Called Life. But Jared Leto pretty much ruined that by being Jared Leto.