Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.

there’s literally a caption on the image?

The Penguin Which Brings Doom

I guess you’re lucky that Catherine is 52?

Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.

I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!

She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!

I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.

Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)

Farewell!

With love,

Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom

I know right, Viscous is making me act up

No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

Every time someone complains something is “not a meme” I create one additional alt account with which I then subsequently upvote all the posts with.

Doesn’t the average MTF suffer some sort of terrible fate either way?

real

razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop

Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay

what

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The exact words of my QA when we had daily meetings with some consultant guy who was supposed to coordinate between us and our client for a new project.

Guy would get on the call, ask if we had any questions, and then ramble on about nothing for 30 minutes.

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