I got a new desk and have painstakingly done this only to realize the cable just isnt long enough…

Itd be really funny if a natiomal epidemic of bonespurs happened

Dont fuck with drinks even as a bit, kids

Im convinced the term ‘adulting’ is a psyop by old people to infantilize the younger generations

Oh hey Lev, got any locusts?

Tech-no-log-ical.

Robots.

Because the red team literally doesnt care. Their team is winning, nanannanabooboo. The blue team wabts the red team to think they’re cool or whatever, and pointing out the insanity gets them called crybabies, so they dont do it.

Everyone is 12

I have that keyboard, its a magegee typewriter style.

Can run as fast as albert einstein, but don’t actually take the pill. Use it only when you or a loved one is immobilized by old age or injury. Nothing to lose, even if its a bogus ‘0mph, he’s dead’ pill.

Caption: Me opening up to someone.

Picture: A sweater with a zipper barely big enough to cover the neckband, the zipper is down all of one little zipper notch and cannot go any further

Glup Shitto!

Uh, um… I do not like how I have to install microsoft fonts seperately to have times new roman on my resume?

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I wish I had a gary growing up. He seems alright

thx bb its all i ever wanted <3

Can you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks

ketchups good with an equal amount of chili pequin sauce mixed in. I learned this at a mexican restaurant that also served burgers and fries for some reason, and haven’t been able to go back to any other fry sauce since

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Clean up your stars people, those middle lines are ugly as hell