You’re all noise and no brains bud 👍

AI spam and not relevant. American politics are inescapable on the fediverse. Typical of Americans though I suppose, always the loudest voice in the room.

Oh, I don’t see it in there. Must be some federation thing!

Is this the right community? Honestly, we don’t need American news spammed everywhere on the fediverse

You should post this to that pudu community!

I don’t know, but I do want to say your account being created today, the first post being a question about whether this is true, and the second being an assertion that it is, using the full, very verbose wording both times, is a true and pure piece of performance art that made me chuckle. Thank you.

Too right. And hey, if the food has already been pre-chewed, that’s fewer calories I have to expend chewing it. And I get to neck off wiv a well fit bird or lad to boot, that’s a win-win innit

I do it because groceries are expensive and I like to try and pick bits of food off people’s teeth with my tongue. You’d be surprised at how much food is in there sometimes! Found a whole popcorn kernel in my boyfriend’s mouth just yesterday.

Oh right, lol. Yeah I don’t usually read the comments of shitposts, which is part of why I commented; it seems so weird to have serious discussion about slavery in this community. Almost like, disrespectful? And either way, that aside, it’s just totally not what you expect upon opening a shitpost community.

Okay man, I just thought it seemed a bit weird to post something so serious and seemingly inviting of discussion in a place that seems like it’s looking for jokes

Is this the right community? Shitposting?

I was picturing, like, a French croissant, a big pastry thing, with a Cumberland sausage inside 😂 I’ve never heard of Pillsbury, looks good tho!

Yeah you’re right, those seeds look like sesame

Oh wow, that’s totally not what I was picturing actually! What are the seeds? Is the croissant sweet?

A hot dog in a croissant? That’s wild, I didn’t realise pigs in blankets were different around the world (presumably you’re not in the UK?). In England, pigs in blankets are little sausages wrapped in bacon!

There’s a lot of whinging and fussing and very online behaviour on Lemmy. I mostly find that when I start getting annoyed by that stuff, it’s time to do something else.

Oh weirdly enough I think I saw somebody replying to your comment! Was it quite recent? The impression they had was that you were banned for ban evasion I think, i.e. that you’d been banned before, then had come back on a new account to call the mods snowflakes.

Not sure tho, don’t quote me, and I don’t honestly care all that much - just saying that might be a reason, rather than what you actually said.

Your baguettes and enchiladas are cool posts

No, but that sounds really interesting. I’ve long been frustrated by rampant consumerism, and not just that but also by how blatantly companies will shaft consumers on quality, size, functionality… A laundry list of ways to make their products worse because it nets them a tiny saving per product which all adds up to a new megayacht. Nickle and diming bastards!

Hoozat?

I love that you capitalise “THIS” in all of your titles. It’s like a bot programmed to create 2012-style clickbait headlines for spam articles or YouTube videos, but I don’t think you’re a bot. It makes me smile every time I see you do it.