Headphones don’t make you go deaf, it’s the volume level. Just keep the volume low and your hearing will be fine.

People lie to themselves.

I want to eat healthy. I want to be a good person. I want to be understanding. Etc.

People want delicious food, to be an impervious god in eternal control of everything.

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it’s all sixes and sevens, yeah baby

hahaha nah bro, they on windows xp. sauce

Popular conspiracy theories according to me:

1. Fluoridation of municipal water supplies is some evil government program to disperse drugs / chemicals
2. Roswell was an alien UFO crash, the aliens / craft are being kept at Area 51.
3. JFK was not assassinated Lee Harvey Oswald alone. He was killed by the CIA / 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll.
4. Moon landing was faked
5. Condensation trails (contrails) from high altitude aircraft are actually chemicals being dispersed by the government (chemtrails)
6. The Earth (and only the Earth, not the Sun, moon, other planets) is a flat disc.
7. Automakers have cars that run on water but they refuse to sell them to protect the oil industry.
8. Global warming / climate change is a hoax to sell solar / wind / hydro power.
9. Big pharma / doctors have all the cures but they’re not selling them to keep you sick & them rich
10. 9/11 was an inside job (planned by George W. Bush)
11. COVID-19 vaccines deposited secret microchips in the population

no shit? (pun intended)

Well, if you’re only doing black and white photography, you can have dim red lights on once you’ve processed the film into negatives. Black and white photographic paper isn’t affected by red light. Color photography is a whole different beast, and all the steps need to be done in complete darkness.

I guess the one thing said about darkrooms is, “Even when you think you’ve blocked all the light, there’s something you missed that’s gonna ruin your first roll of film.”

Or you show up on a Ferrengi ship with no gold pressed latinum. My GOD think of everything you’ll owe them for just for dropping you off somewhere? Air, water, light, carpeting, gravity, heat, cooling, pressurized cabin, shields, warp travel fee…

parents and family introduce them to guns.

time compression

public static void itWasJustADream(Person) 

maybe i’m a fool, but i think i might be able to do it…

no one wants this, but everyone is indoctrinated into writing it that way and changing it would be a herculean task, probably recommending the format via NIST, which probably requires a functioning government to adopt it on governmental websites and forms, so first we have to create one of those…

it’s almost like the internet has allowed all kinds of extremists that would otherwise be alone in their extremism find each other in an echo chamber where they’re all “obviously correct” and that any action they choose to take is warranted and approved by their extremist community. with 8+ billion people in the world, of course you can find 1000 online that agree with you.

you misspelled “the coolest kid on your block”

Belvedere: What also floats in water?

Peasants: Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider! Great gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches, Churches!!!

git checkout takes a branch or tag name. In your example, it’s almost certainly referring to a git tag that aligns with a version of the software.