them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product
the… the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour…
whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight
as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you
Paul just watching his brother like :0
😂
one’s environment can have a pretty big impact on what one eats and how often one gets to move
as someone who regularly brings a literal suitcase of bagels back from NYC to my uncivilized home state, I know the exact feeling you mean
(protip to be un-fire-able: bribe coworkers with new york bagels)
carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people
Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re a bottom!
I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters
that’s some high dynamic range eye assault a la late 00’s–early 10’s PC gaming, alright
“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”
Ideally concentrated though. Shipping water is certainly not environmentally friendly
I’m a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.
its what plants crave
they keep getting progressively more unhinged and im on board
fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀