Looks like my ex wife’s heart

Awww I love Sandy, such a cool horse. Congrats to both of you❤️

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That’d be a killer album cover! Nice work, looks great :)

Damn, I’m friggin super-mega-dad over here. I also literally typed this with one finger

There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

A subscription fee to not do anything, what a bunch of criminals. What a fucked up country we live in now :(

Jumpers are the best, they are legit adorable 😍

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“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!

^ me

Funny you say that- I’m a landscaper and plant a ton of stuff, but I cannot for the life of me keep a houseplant alive. I try!!! have a black thumb I suppose 😂. And my many cats don’t help either. I’m a raging empath and can read people and animals like it’s my job. I prefer animals, thank you very much :)

Absolutely worth it. Animals are amazing. I live on a little farm and get to enjoy all kinds of awesome beasts. Very happy for warmer weather. Hope you two have lots of fun together 💕

Spring has sprung!! She is beautiful 💗

I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

For me it’s the Warty Ausinp+ on my heart, terrible thing to have :(

Constant issues. The tracks , the trains, for a while there were speed limits for some of them- the thing is going 20mph. Accidents. It’s slowly getting better, but the last decade or more has been a struggle.

100% Golden Rule stuff for sure. I’ve had to watch some loved ones suffer because of these idiots chainsawing everything in sight. They’re still suffering. This person deserves to suffer some.

Apology not accepted. You screwed us all because you are a horrible person and wanted to watch others suffer. I hope you suffer mightily.