Get a job and you’ll see most bosses aren’t boomers

You could also just look stuff up but making stuff up is fun too

Plenty of men work overtime so they don’t have to go back to their wife or gf

True, this means straight women don’t exist

Even if we removed the health effects…sitting in a wall-e chair chugging Alfredo sauce is being irreparably damaged in body and mind

You can also just do that already by staring at your phone all day and eating processed food

Are you sure you’re not confusing what a want is with something that you don’t want?

For example you actually don’t want a wall-e chair because you would never actually accept one. Similarly, you don’t actually want a 20-liter bucket of fettuccine Alfredo because, again, you would never accept it.

A want is something you’d actually like to have so if you wouldn’t accept it that sounds like something you don’t want to have…

lol professions often require you constantly be reviewing and keeping up to date with meaningful changes in the field

Real life may actually require you to keep on learning 🫨

I swear it feels like people genuinely want the wall-e chairs

All right let’s go club seals!

Power doesn’t work on yourself that’s how you know it’s legit

Checkmate, atheists, the turtle shell has curvature

Looks like a problem with the shell

Constant drip of wd40 or something down it

Could be a level of cleanliness thing in part but I also think you’re overestimating just how dirty things get

Very few people take muddy boots inside lol but there’s also little reason to care about mild dust and dirt you can just sweep.

I mean kids can actually develop asthma if your house is too clean so I’m highly skeptical what is almost always an unnoticeable amount of dust and dirt actually matters with regards to a healthy standard of cleanliness

Everyone cleans their floors 🤷‍♀️ the common living spaces don’t have to be pristine and most people don’t wear their shoes upstairs to their bedrooms where you would more reasonably expect an immaculate room

What if you have to quickly go inside and grab something? Do you take your shoes off for that or just walk inside?

Shoes are ok inside they’re not mandatory

Shoes on the main floor are ok but not upstairs

If you’re in a rural or red area you’re not being taught anything and your parents might not even let you go to school at all

I wish we could make them think 🥲

Elmo is unconcerned with the foes of Elmo

They have the rights to stream the show…they don’t produce it

I’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation

Can only do it once so make it count