Keep them on their toes. After hunting down the last of them it’s time to introduce multi-factor.

Google is a big bully who knows everybody’s secrets and likes to tell people what to think and what to do. Now someone tricked a costume shop into making them a high quality Google costume in which they can walk around do some of the bad things Google does. It will take some time until all of us have been warned of that impostor and we can at least be sure again who’s bullying us.

“This just in”

Look who’s equipped with paradox-absorbing crumple zones

Has this guy never seen the moon? 🌑

It’s Ourasia, comrade

Also the text is in all caps because it’s in the mountains

@kid@sh.itjust.works, if you put “403 - Forbidden” as your post title it might be appropriate to set the “I’m a bot” flag in your settings.

Just one user’s quirk I guess. It’s a nice example of how we focus our anger at the wrong things.

We really share a bond that none of the other three active users share <3

- Confucius

Beer can’t

What are Holo Hands? Ohhh.

Both the photo and this comment section have been brought to you by cocaine, probably.

Poop, mainly

Mid tier? Guys, we’re being gentrified!

Surely she must have meant ley lines because they’re all hot air.

DID YOU PUT THE WALLS IN JELLY?

There’s a certain irony in insisting that you haven’t been defensive. Thanks for the laugh.

What an awfully serious question to ask after being defensive about not being defensive