I heard something about the Artemis crew having waste disposal system issues too, but all I could find about it was a bunch of clickbaity YouTube videos and I refuse to watch those.

New Star Wars trailer looking lit.

All right bro, that’s your one permitted shit take for the week. Gotta wait until after Sunday now.

Do they do Lorna Shore songs at karaoke bars???

Add apple chunks for additional hilarity.

You know what’s funny? I’m an excellent singer. Years of formal training, sang professionally for years. But take me to a karaoke bar and I will be the suckiest sucky fuck there. Why? Because on a professional stage it’s a different vibe. Very focused, very intense, and if you try to do that in a karaoke bar you look like a fucking tool, so instead I try to be casual, not use my “pro” technique, and I end up sounding like shit.

Because we get to throw his ass in jail.

This is such a heartwarming scene!

You’ve given this a suspiciously impressive amount of thought.

This reminds me when I was a grad student at CU Boulder, one of the frat houses decided to get rid of an old couch by dragging it out into the street and setting on fire. Became a running joke in town for years afterward.

Delete book, gym up the lawyer, hit face.

I choose

I should like to point out, however, that your 50’s are for having fun.

Source: In 50’s, having fun.

Five minutes is a long time when something hurts like a mf.

OMG yes!!! I’ve already dropped them off at the fire station. When can you come over??? 🥰

Eye in the Dick

They’re right behind you.

I FUCKING KNEW IT