Btw… you apparently didn’t watch Monty Python.

You can’t see the tone of my voice. You can’t hear the expression on my face.

You can’t feel my energy without shaking my hand.

Welcome to the Internet. You might want to buy me a beer after I fix your computer and help you move a couch.

And maybe, you might get my joke.

All the love.

You are missing what I just said. So it goes.

Odd… this is what I might ask my leg.

What do you think about CPR?

Do what? Holy hell, so you not know what memetics are, you dip?

Believe? Idiot. I am irreligious. You are sanctimoniously being EXACTLY what you are attacking, MAGA.

Should we coin the term Atheist Nationalist, or maybe Hard-Physicalist Nationalist, or maybe Agnostic Nationalist Front. Maybe Nationalist Atheistic Materialistic Front.

Splitters.

Or just read the damn book before opening your mouth.

Sorry, I could have been kinder in the way I am explaining you are literally exactly what you hate.

Why do you even hate? Must be a sad time.

*weren’t counted. 5000 families held an impromptu potluck.

Who aren’t Christian, btw. I am criticizing logic through facetious statements.

Jokes are funnier when they don’t have to be explained. But hey, breathe through the mouth: it is a valid channel.

What a worthless world view you have. You just had to write all of that to justify holding onto your ego, when it is so easy to let go.

Study it and cross reference the translations, and you will find the point being made.

I know, it takes time, and this thread makes me want to just write a book that summarizes the Bible, like it is Harry Potter, but of course citing sources.

Ask away, my man. Look at the rest of the thread because some of us are having some deep dives into the topic.

In regards to the 12 year old boy, the people were complaining about hunger. Jesus gave a sermon saying we should share food.

The 12 year old offered 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread, which was his paycheck, to a disciple. The disciple asked Jesus, “Wtf am I supposed to do with this?”

“Disperse it.”

5000 men, meaning 5000 families as children and women were being counted, ran to their pantries, inspired by the boy, to grab what they could find. Shit that was just sitting on the shelves that they didn’t have the rest of the ingredients to actually use it.

It is a story of an impromptu potluck. The magic was only the words of Jesus and the generosity of that 12 year old boy.

And everyone was fucking fed. That’s properly administrated socialism. Love your neighbor. Government doesn’t even need to be involved.

So you are MAGA?

Maybe your knowledge of the topic is just horseshit.

You are claiming Jesus is ahistorical, using the term to basically mean fictional. Those aren’t the same.

Jesus was crucified here on Earth, and his crime was pissing off Pontius Pilate. He would help people without going through the proper channels.

The religious leaders were getting kick backs from the Roman Empire, as they were taxing the people for religious reassurance. Jesus was doing it for free.

His disciples didn’t understand what he was doing, because Simon wanted a cult. The other Simon and Judas were picking up what he was throwing down.

He then told Judas to identify him to lead by example and show the harsh brutality of their governance.

And Jesus didn’t “live without sin”. He stole a donkey just to ride it into town, just for a performance act which he was tried for, because he was claiming himself King of the Jews.

I don’t see him as being fictional. Ahistorical I can concede, as he wasn’t literally born during Yule. And that is another fun topic I can delve into.

However, he reminds me of Abbie Hoffman.

Anyhow, while his records are muffed, he was a living human who said a lot of things you can catch in the Vulgate, which includes proof that the Jews didn’t free a murderer and condemn Jesus. Barabbas means son of God, while Christos is King of the Jews.

In the Vulgate, it makes it clear. Jesus went before two judges. “Are you the son of God?” and “Are you the king of the Jews?”

“If you say so.” The vulgate also reveals that Barrabas had a first name: Jesus.

So to appeal to the Jewish populace, as they could see that their tyranny was causing insurrection, certainly amplified by Jesus, they gave a tricky deal:

We will free a prisoner. This man who claims he is your messiah! Or this man who claims he is the son of God.

“Free the Son of God.”

Well, you said it. Don’t blame us. It is your fault.

And that’s why Jesus was put on display with the sign that says, “Here lies the King of the Jews.”

Now, I realize you are saying his existence is fictional. I don’t care. I love the story. Some people really get into Warhammer lore. And the same with Star Wars: just because it got retconned all to shit doesn’t mean Episode 4 didn’t kick ass.

The “Christians” who didn’t study the Bible don’t follow the teachings of Jesus.

Jesus was punk rock and worthy of study. Buddhism fell in the same hole.

You are buying into and, sure, trying your best to reject the propaganda. But you are buying into the “official story” just the same as the “Christians” you disdain.

Study the Bible, and then when some evangelical asshole wants to tell them that you will burn in eternity in Hell, you can correct them: Hell is simply destruction, literally what atheists consider death to be.

But Jesus was way cool, and not as magical as the GOVERNMENTS that killed him for insurrection want us to believe.

My favorite thing about the Bible is that the gospels were written by followers of the disciples, who themselves didn’t know how to read or write, in Aramaic, then translated to Greek, then to Latin, then censored by the council of Nicea, then finally translated into English with the Geneva, then quickly edited by the commission of King James, because the J-Sauce was very socialist and anti-government.

And the atheists who want to quote terrible things mentioned in the bible are pulling from the Old Testament, specifically a book of law written by the King Joshua, 800 years before Jesus, and proclaim that people proclaim it to be the word of God.

So, ok: we have so many translations, literally a mass obliteration of Cathars, as well as other Inquisitions… now, you wanna tell me you know jack shit about the bible and tell me things didn’t happen?

Ok. Cool, bro.

Edit: btw, the two loaves of bread and five fish story was about a 12 year old boy. Jesus didn’t magic shit other than inspiration in that story. Lost in translation/Nicea/government. You may be kept hidden from the teachings, because Jesus was punk fucking rock.

And a King didn’t want you to even know it! That’s my point, good ol’ JKV that every goddamn “scholar” quotes from.