Darth Vader’s egg head at the end of his life?

They promised to spare me when they take over the world…

That’s just Raj. Smart guy but only tier 2. Not the final boss.

Yeah I think I would only walk 500 miles.maybe another 500 miles…

Wait who took the photo?

Where do they go on the house?

Oh that explains the makeup

Currently I hear often of “we circumsized in case he ever saw his father naked we didn’t want to confuse him.” I’m sorry, you are worried that your kid might be confused for a few months/years so you fucking damage one of the most senstive areas he has?

How about explaining to him: your father had part of his penis cut off as a kid. We didn’t do it to you because we love you and don’t want you to undergo unneeded trauma…

Good on you. Make sure to keep the law of Mose’s perfectly as well and be kind, rewind.

Don’t kink shame…

That’s a nice pussy you got there…

Even if free will is an illusion, its best to teach it. Otherwise you’ll have people going its not my fault I killed my father. I was prophesied to do so.

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

Yep. Just I don’t get paid to care.

Sounds pretty corny

Valid if you cast your letters as numbers then recast the resulting six back into a string before converting the word six into its numerical value of 6.

‘“Welcome to your nightmare, bitch” -Scary Terry’ - Michael Scott

Build my own theme park with black jack and hookers.

Pumplander? Highkin?

Its start with one thing, I don’t know why I’m giving you gummies so you don’t cry.