almost1337

And then aleph numbers get thrown into the conversation

Dope Rider is the best comic

My office (and thus my computer) is between my kids’ bedrooms. If I want to game after they go to bed I either can’t have voice comms or go game on my TV downstairs.

Also, I already spend 8+ hours a day in my office working so I often don’t want to be in there for my decompression time.

cloaca-cola

Professor: This cattle prod should help. Leela: How will that… Professor, zapping Leela with the prod: Get out there!

Fate: electrocuted. Criminal findings: vandalism, littering. Estate fined $200.

I don’t want my bed to be warm, I like mine to be cozy and cool, like the opposite side of the pillow.

I don’t want my bed to be warm, I like mine to be cozy and cool, like the opposite side of the pillow.

Run, coward!

Chickennuggetius

I remember selecting a pre-android phone specifically because it had a physical keyboard and supported AIM.

They put one on the bun at least

So let’s see… Shitting white means a lack of bile, pissing red means you have something wrong with the urinary tract or kidneys, and bleeding blue means you’re a hermit crab.