Godzdildo?

I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

Neither of us were doing well that evening.

Lessons learned.

I bet he eats blockberries.

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

My fact of the day calendar shows a US president being held accountable for something on the sixth of January.

I don’t think this is a coincidence.

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!