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10 days agodidn’t the other como brother turn out to be a shitheel too? or is this just actual politicians
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23·12 days agoif i notice myself trying to convince myself that i’m fine to drive, i don’t drive
i love having leftover spaghetti. keep the pasta separate from sauce, put it in a tupperware, add some olive oil, shake to coat, and the pasta stays soft and not sticky. i’ve heard that you shouldn’t do the olive oil thing but i don’t care
who would have ever guessed that president grab’em by the pussy rapes underaged girls…
MFW having to use windows after switching to linux a year ago
that’s true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there’s enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse
dude, reading the plot doesn’t convey the depression this movie gives rise to.
Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.
no. “stop the movie before” nothing.
don’t start the movie
lol i know that story and i’m not even clicking that link
the futurama take on that one wrecks me too
before watching marley and me: “hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let’s watch it”
after: “FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT”
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2·1 month agotrue, grandma would be absolutely horrified to hear anyone ate just one meal yesterday, on purpose, and plans to do it every day this week. it’s almost blasphemy
but also the corporations selling everyone quick easy cheap (and disgustingly unhealthy) food-like substances at the drive thru and breakfast aisle certainly don’t want anyone skipping any meals either. in fact they want you to be eating all day every day
the difference is grandma doesn’t want anyone to feel like they felt in the depression, not knowing when they’ll eat again, and corporations just want your money
most people in the states actually think they’re going to die immediately if they skip a meal, let alone two.
the “never don’t eat, for any reason, ever–or you will DIE” mindset is one of the things we’re most force-fed from birth onwards.
it’s becase if you skip a meal, that’s money that wasn’t spent. if everyone skipped a meal, that’s a lot of money that wasn’t spent. we can’t have that in capitalism. therefore, eat abundantly and often. it doesn’t matter what, as long as it’s something you bought
there were frequent bomb threats at my high school in the 90s, everyone called it bombstock because everyone was shuffled outside and people started playing guitars and moshing