Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, “The Never-Ending Story”
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, “The Never-Ending Story”
The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!
Gen X is miserable too, but as usual there’s not enough of us to influence anything.
Liberty, guns, beer, turd.
The popular story is that, on Groucho’s 1950s TV quiz show “You Bet Your Life,” a female contestant said that the reason she had 22 kids was “because I love children, and I think that’s our purpose here on earth, and I love my husband.” To which Groucho supposedly replied: “I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”
From: http://www.cigaraficionado.com/article/the-cigar-quote-primer-9036
I have that too, but the only impact is I need 2x the novocaine at the dentist. I should have been doing heroin all this time.
Surely he’d wear one of the collapsible top hats instead?
Updated version from @iamhappytoast
Fuck, I didn’t think I’d ever be nostalgic for the constant threat of being nuked, but here we are.
D’oh! My only defense is that I’m old and didn’t have my reading glasses on.
There’s so many codefendants that they have to pick some deep cut villains.
Where would I go??
Thank you and my apologies Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.
Woohoo, Margot Robbie finally commented on one of my posts!
Narcissism