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Idk man, I’ve been working IT for 10 years and have never stripped a torx. Didn’t know it was possible

Bruh. Phones are just essentially ARM + Linux pocket PCs.

But my beloved Netscape! How will I possibly learn a new browser? I’m too old to learn!

Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”

It’s very likely that more than a single person would find an issue…

TRAVEL REWARDS??? We’re in a conversation about people starving, and you’re like “oh but this one gives you a free flight to Jamaica”

In the US, in urban areas, the sewage system handles all waste water, and is treated before being reintroduced to waterways. Rural areas, there is no sewage system. Every building without a connection to a sewer has a septic tank.

Awwww cute lil hard drives 🥺🥰

Before I got my cat fixed, he would suck his own dick

Nice use of the OpenDyslexic typeface 👌

I thought pierogi was polish 🤔

AND at least 2 of them are already cracked!

WHY DOESN’T ANYONE USE APNG???

See now that would be funny

At least she loved me. Would your mother feel proud to read what you just wrote? Would she look you in the eye and tell you that you did good?

I wish the planes had gone over my mom’s head but just like you jokes they crashed and burned. See? Good jokes. Not just haha your people died.

You know what’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow? We slaughtered the cow’s children so we could drink it’s milk, and unfortunately I haven’t been killed yet.

You know what’s more funny than a conspiracy theory about your president orchestrating the death of your family? A man who killed himself in jail after having sex with children. Haha I’m funny look at me I know history and memes.