Offensive language.
Offensive language.
Oh sweet summer child, your dad knows parts of the internet you have barely seen in your dreams.
Needs this to be in the middle.
It’s all very well people going on about accordion man’s impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you’d soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.
Back in the day I was told:
The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps
The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!
When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.
Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.
How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?
Child prison labour? You mean you’re providing shelter for orphans and creating jobs for them too? You’re practically a saint according to supply-side Jesus.
How am I supposed to ask for my yellow bentines now?
As one of my brother’s friends remarked, some forty odd years ago:
Sylvester’s cool. That fuckin’ bird ain’t.
Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.
What if the gut biome is secretly controlling the brain? What then, huh?
Phone rings
Longinus: Longinus speaking
Pause
God: I hear you crucified my son.
Longinus: Yes, Sir, I did.
God: And may I ask why?
Longinus: clears throat Well… he stole John Wick’s car… and he killed his dog.
God: Oh.
The word ‘cat’ doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence…
I think that Zendaya’s version was also inspired by Hajime Soroyama.
Parsimonious is just a better word to use at that point in a rant.
Is there a supercut of Lucifer which is just Tricia Helfer and Lesley-Ann Brandt about to commit mayhem?