Phantaloons

cake sale at Costco

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

I am weird therefore I am.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

Throw the rich off a cliff and liquidate their assets and net worth. was a bit too harsh, but whatever we have to do.

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Why aren’t ours?

Yeah, we’re all crying, no one’s laughing.

If an American version existed:

“Nabisco Bite-sized Wellingtons!”

basically combos flavored like steak

Hm, Carrot-top is named after his hair being orange yet the top of a carrot is green, curious.