Macchi_the_Slime

I have a weird relationship with cheese. I love it, but too much of it together and it becomes something I just can’t eat. So like I’m totally this person because as far as like a “Quantity of Food” goes, both would be in that “warmup to what I’m actually going to eat” category. But that much string cheese on its own has become “Too Much Cheese” and the breading plus sauce breaks up the cheese enough to be something I can eat again.

I mean it’s been a while since I’ve seen the films but I was under the impression that the whole “end of your species” thing was the last resort after they had tried repeatedly to avoid it. I could very easily be wrong but that was the impression I had gotten even from the films.

That every effort to preserve humanity had been tried prior to this but humanity keeps trying to exterminate the machines. Multiple attempts at containment and refining the matrix as a prison to keep them from destroying the machines and possibly themselves in the process. But that they had reached a point where it was clear that no matter what the machines did humanity would never stop seeking their complete annihilation.

As someone on the ace end of the sexuality spectrum, I can say that even if I am not attracted to them I do still appreciate a good pair of boobs yes.

I’d never heard Neil Gaiman as the origin of that theory. I’d always heard it came from commentary on the DVDs myself. I just don’t own the films. But I guess that’d be the conflicting stories bit right?

i mean they kind of go into that in the movies don’t they? The machines didn’t want to completely destroy humanity. So they tried to create the matrix as “The Perfect Prison” for them. Using their own minds to create the very prison to hold them in would fit right into that wouldn’t it?

There’s conflicting stories about it so it’s hard to verify, but apparently the battery thing was a rewrite.

Apparently originally the people plugged into the matrix were meant to be the very hardware the matrix was run on. As in all their brains together formed a literal neural network that provided the processing power to run the matrix. This is then why knowing it’s not real and believing you can do “the impossible” within the matrix can cause you to be able to bend reality. The story goes that executives thought it was too high of a concept for audiences to grasp and demanded the change to the battery explanation to make it simpler to follow.

I’d personally say any “Non-Creepy” amount of either hate or love of children occupies the range in the middle from like 3-7. Like 3 is a normal person saying “I hate kids” and 7 is a normal person saying “I love kids” and once you get past those you’re getting into the “Should probably involve a prison sentence” type shit.

Ah yes, the scale of “Man fuck them kids” to “Man Fuck them kids”

Nowhere to hitch the horse outside maybe?

I learned recently about a guy that they found out during his autopsy apparently had two extra dicks hiding inside his ballsack. That one was insane to read.

Mess with the Honk You get the Bonk

I mean people exist that have the requisite equipment but don’t identify as “men” that would surely fit the bill. Just because someone wants to get DP’d doesn’t necessarily mean that men are the only option.

Yeah for the person in the moment the best course of action is whatever is going to make survival most likely. I’m more saying it for people who think that complying is some magic spell that will stop police from just killing you if they feel like it.

That’s just some fairly recent examples too. There are dozens and dozens of cases of people fully complying and getting killed anyway. Cases where officers were issuing completely impossible or contradictory commands, “suspects” being told to “stop resisting” and being beaten to death when other angles show them not resisting at all. The list goes on and on. “Complying” is not a good way to keep from being brutalized or killed, you’re always just rolling the dice of whether or not you’re dealing with a psychopath or not.

Yep that’s the thing. Most of the time the gap feels like nothing, others it feels like an entire generational difference and it hits her with massive psychic damage because for that moment I’m a little baby.

My partner is a week shy of being exactly 5 years older than me, I’m 35, she’s 40. Most of the time we’re basically the same person and that 5 year gap is basically nothing. We were both in pretty comparable stages in our lives when we got together ten years ago, there wasn’t an imbalanced power dynamic from her being older than me.

But sometimes something comes up where that gap falls in just the right spot that something foundational to her childhood I was just too young for and for a brief second she cringes real hard and is just like “God dammit you’re just a baby!”

Something something trans men are the only true “Self Made” Men?

So the US right now is basically a bratty bottom throwing a massive tantrum?

Realistically Biden probably cared more about all the Israeli officials showing up in there and the appearance that Epstein was a Mossad asset than it being embarrassing for like the Clintons, etc.

It would track considering I didn’t know it was possible for one person to be this horny. Though I’m also ace so maybe I’m the anomaly here…

Either way I know that all the hornyposting lately has only further reinforced the fact that allo people scare me lmao. But they out here living their best lives I guess so good for them?