Why bother? Not like they forget to switch off the lights or water. Let them roam. Unless they do that irritating chains rattling of course…

7:00 – breakfast
8:00 – continue to sleep

Ok, go stand in the corner.

Because they don’t want, they just ask if you want.

Groblok: Groblok has fist. You, mocking puny human from the future, has a face. Groblok clever. Groblok can fix problems with tools that are present. Groblok is going to fix your face, mocking human.

The saddest fun ever :)

Your lack of Star Wars pillow is disturbing.

Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

Then poop the shit

Or in hope that they will start flying to shit on the neighbour’s roof instead of your car.

If we had a reason and the ability to stack all elephants on top of each other, we wouldn’t ask about their opinion on the process.

Crazy fric…

Big MAC is EUI-64 and thus 64-bit long.

Don’t be sad: there will be another tomorrow tomorrow.

Was it tasty?

Care to explain?

Well, it is almost impossible.

The original phrase (“Ceci n’ est pas une image.”) slightly resembles French. But it looks broken. Wrong. And in my culture (Eastern Europe) there is a rather famous French phrase from a rather famous book. The book character, who slightly knew French, tried to concatenate a sentence “I haven’t eaten in 6 days”. But because that phrase was written in the book in transliteration method and French spelling is completely unintuitive for those who doesn’t know it, I remember only the pronunciation (and not in an exact form!) of the phrase.

So, in total, my answer was a random French phrase (“I haven’t eaten in 6 days”) written in universal Latin-like spelling by memory from a book’s intentionally wrong sentence.

Even more total: I answered to something that looked like a distorted French phrase with a random distorted French phrase.

A rather strange joke referencing the French language.

A few ones?

Incidents?

Germans?