If you go out wearing a suicide vest, you’ll get 84 virgins of your choosing. Men, women, sheep . . .

Jolly old Saint Cruz?

I hate how everyone mispronounces the word. We say Peed-iatrician not ped-iatrician so it is not peh-dophile but peed-ophile.

For someone who walks by foot, they are called peh-destrians, not Pee-destrians.

So, do you have a child fetish or a foot fetish? Peed or Ped will reveal all.

Back in 1900 Square Pond was considerably larger than it is today and its shape was different. However, a mill company dammed the streams leading into it reducing its volume greatly. Prior to this it was known as Crystal Lake. Due to over development, the lake is dying from lack of oxygen.

That wasn’t squirting. That was a gusher. I doubt he even knew what happened. His hands instantly clenched. Immediate access to the machine elves.

Are you sure that is not early stages of Beech Bark Disease?
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/C7KWNB/beech-bark-disease-on-american-beech-tree-fagus-grandifolia-in-the-C7KWNB.jpg