What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?
Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.
I love everything Johto!
I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.
Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”
What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?
You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.
You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)
Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.
You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.
Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.
@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.
Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.
That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…
It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!
That’s a very frogressive thing to say.
Is it weird that I saw the Ceiling Wizard before I saw the ladies with the awkward grins?
Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.
These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.
That is until the “Big” Mac seemed to shrink in size and is now very dry with a bit of sauce and old iceberg lettuce dumped all over it.
Give me a Double Quarter Pounder or give me death!
There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.
@WhipperSnapper I actually did that, too. Those were the days.
When I was a kid, I would make a beeline for the magazines when we went to the store. Not to check out the hotrod babes. But to see what new cheats there were for my favorite N64 games.
Wampa Stompa
Having to hook up my consoles to a VCR.
Automatic win for Zero Sugar Slurm alone!
I’d try some Gay Water out of curiosity (if it’s zero sugar), but last weekend when I had a Truly, I had an imploding headache five hours later that was so bad I wanted to die. I think I’ll pass on this and all hard seltzers, because I’m a super lightweight. Heh.
While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.