I recognize that “this child is getting too damn heavy for this” face
Asses to asses, butts to butts
I recognize that “this child is getting too damn heavy for this” face
saying the letter X doesn’t make either of the letter’s major phonetic sounds
Excuse me?
Dating in Wisconsin
Oh to be a fat lizard eating free salads for life
Sign me up for foodborne illness! Which is exactly what I said when I booked my trip to North Korea.
This child vapes ☝️
That’s enough time on planet earth for me
He’s mostly just been eating lettuce
And what is your mothertongue?
I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke
*who also shreds on guitar
Let’s get you to bed, gramps
Hell yeah brother, settle the score
First one, then the other
The queen of england was a human tho
Two days ago it was 100° and 100% humidity. Get the me the fuck outta here.
Looks like the opening scene of star wars episode 3