I just hope they don’t start squirting.

And I must admit I love that dude.

I don’t know how others feel but in my age it takes 29 minutes to get it up, and after that one more minute it’s all over.

This is UUUGE!

“Great, I have a 40 years experience.”

“Unfortunately you are too old.”

This is not a shitpost.

Its the size of Kings thumb, so I guess it suits for USA now, when they have one.

A living cow: pet pet -

With my axe!

Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.

Oh, I wish we could have that cheap gas here, you lucky bastards.

Never underestimate people’s ability to be stupid.

And Trump could have been great… well, _person if he wasn’t, eh… Trump. 🤷🏻

That’s something funny to be honest. I understand that it’s supposed to be that way, but I picture him being jumping angry like some toddler and screaming this out red faced and I can’t get that out of my head. I think he’s really loosing his marbles because he can’t get out of that stupid war he started and he’s been realizing now that it was a mistake and he doesn’t have anyone to blame for it.

I’ll have to check that out. Thanks unknown stranger.

I’m sure dead people don’t mind.

Neither can couches.

Fucked us all.

So… what are you going to do about it?

Gimme Honda gimme Sony, so cheap and real phony

And when is some international or domestic law stopped them?