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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前

FAWK BAHD! PUT THAT DART OUT!

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FAWK BAHD! PUT THAT DART OUT!

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前
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    If your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I’m sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not

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      At an oil refinery OSHA doesn’t fuck about.

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        This person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.

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        We still have OSHA?

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          Until new year at least

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            But if we get rid of OSHA, what’s Mike Rowe going to hold for laughter and applause for after he says “ocean?”

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              The tide goes in the tide goes out you can’t explain it

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                Yes I can. Tide goes in because tide goes out.

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                  https://youtu.be/NUeybwTMeWo

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                    Why are you arguing with me? I just explained it. Tide goes in because tide goes out.

                    Fuck it! We’ll do it live!

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        Something something BP oil spill

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        They might fuck around a little bit.

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      Not in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on “anything that is, or appears to be” (a cigarette).

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        Totally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn’t get they are fake and uses a real one.

        Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there’s no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.

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        If that’s true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition dumps, and field bases?

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          Safety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.

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